people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
