So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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