haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
4 words: hood of his car
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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