My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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