I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I am available for nakedness
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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