i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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