really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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