In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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