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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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