Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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