rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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