I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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