I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Boobs speak an international language.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
