erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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