Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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