Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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