We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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