Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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