Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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