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can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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