this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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