Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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