Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Even my vagina gasped.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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