I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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