remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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