the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
