i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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