So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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