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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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