Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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