i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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