Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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