home. puking in laundry basket.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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