come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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