I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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