I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
