This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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