Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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