if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
The ass gains better be worth it
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