Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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