Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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