I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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