that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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