He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
