we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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