I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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