I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You need a sexual gate keeper
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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