covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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