can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She bit a glass in half.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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