your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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