pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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