Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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