sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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