Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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