She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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